Offspringette emerged boggle-eyed from reading HP & the Deathly Hallows in a day and looked perplexed and vexed in equal measure,
"Oh dearest child what ails thee?" said I
"But Mama, the end, it maketh not sense"
"But my sweet of course it does... this happens... then this... followed by that"
"But no Mama, you are wrong, you didn't read the whole book you cheated you can't possibly know, I have read all *%$"£^* seven of them and I'm telling you it doesn't make sense"
"My child look again, I am most certain that these things came to pass"
INTERLUDE OF TEN MINUTES
After however many years of following the boy wizard and his chums, queuing for the book at midnight, watching the films and living for that final moment in the whole saga, THE END, how disappointing then to discover that the next to last few pages have stuck together and one has failed to read them.