Is there anyone out there? Anyone at all? Oh, there you all are - do come out of the corner, I promise to make this week pass as painlessly as possible!
I have to admit though, you will sadly be left to fend for yourselves this weekend. Whilst DGR commences sipping cocktails at sea, I shall be yomping amongst the undergrowth and puddles of music fans in the fields of Darkest Cornwall, stewarding my freshly purchased hiking boots off at the Lowender Festival.
This is a new festival for the Wezcundry, and with a stellar South West lineup, we are expecting at the very least 800 souls to try their luck in these autumnal conditions. I do not expect anyone to stay dry, or my boots to look even remotely new by the end of it all. Roll on, Monday!
So, to return to matters of a bloggish nature. Coming up we have the eagerly-awaited BAFAB competition results to attend to, and whilst I stand, ripping tickets in a muddy field, I shall be dreaming up a new, revolutionary judging technique which may well have our Independent Adjudicator, Rocky, quaking in his fur.
All the very best for the weekend, and the week ahead - hopefully we can churn up some interesting discussions from the 'varied' programme I have in store.
Quoth Wikipedia: "A mojito is traditionally made of five ingredients: spearmint, rum, sugar (traditionally sugar cane juice), lime, and carbonated water."
We'll get through this, friends.