'It is the most remarkable thing. I sat down with the full intention of writing something clever and original; but for the life of me I can't think of anything clever and original - at least not at this moment'
That's probably the plight of many a blogger, but it was also the dilemma of Jerome K. Jerome who proceeds to bewail his impecunious state of affairs.This has all come to his attention because he had his hands in his pockets where, expecting to find small change to rattle, he finds none.
Just the fluff probably.
Actually I love doing that in a shop; clearing out the dregs of shrapnel from my purse, coin by coin as the poor shop assistant looks on and I imagine how long that night's cashing up will take as I painstakingly count out £6.99 in very small change plus a bit of fluff, which I throw in for free.
Klapka!
Now I know what the K stands for, or thought I did but in fact this may all be wrong.
Jerome's father, a minister, suffered the middle name of Clapp, and was fondly known as Parson Clapp by his congregation. Passing it onto his son possibly an honour that Jerome found wanting and so subtly changed it to Klapka in memory of a Hungarian war hero. He was luckier than the siblings who were all blessed with the oddest selection of names ever invented.
I've had a little wander through Jerome K. Jerome territory thanks to Hesperus sending along The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow and while we're on the subject of the publisher, this cover gets 10/10 in my book.
It must be three-quarters of a lifetime since I read Three Men in a Boat and I never made it as far as the book which many say is even funnier, Three Men on the Bummel.
I wasn't that up on JKJ either so always good to find that an active Society exists in his memory.I have been known to join these in the past when an author takes over my life.
The Margaret Atwood Society possibly the most disappointing to date. Very tricky to join from the UK but undaunted and besotted I ploughed on valiantly with Paypal to my U.S. representative Bluestalking Reader in Chicago, who then sent off the subs for me.I'm not sure what I was expecting but all I got was one measly newsletter and that was that.
No welcoming letter from Peggy with a badge and a certificate, perhaps a bookmark.In fact I got more when I joined the PDSA Busy Bees as an eager eight-year old I seem to recall, and I collected enough tin foil in return to build an Apollo spacecraft.
I'd have done the same for Peggy.
But after a week of serious reading a good chuckle was certainly in order and here's a book that is going into my desk at work to brighten those glum moments.The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is a timeless little compilation of funny gentle irony.Perfect self-effacing, bubble-bursting humour and an unblinkered look at a variety of subjects from Being Shy and Being in the Blues, to Babies and Cats and Dogs a la 1886.
On the subject of Babies JKJ ponders,
'Why do babies have such yards of unnecessary clothing? It is not a riddle. I really want to know. I never could understand it.Is it that the parents are ashamed of the size of the child and wish to make believe that it is longer than it actually is?'
His thoughts proceed randomly on why never to call a baby 'it' when you can't decide whether it's a boy or a girl (expect to be more unpopular with 'its' mother than if you had murdered a large and respected family in cold blood and afterward deposited their bodies in the water companies reservoir.) and even funnier
'a man - an unmarried man that is - is never seen to such disadvantage as when undergoing the ordeal of 'seeing the baby'.
His account of the ordeal must remain intact, unquoted and in the book because it had me in stitches and you need to read it for yourselves to get full comic effect.I suspect every generation needs its writer who sees through the gloss and the bluster to the often ridiculous core of the ordinary and Jerome K. Jerome served the late Victorian era well.
I'm trying to think who serves us well in this respect now.Garrison Keillor comes to mind over in the US but do we have some UK equivalents?
The late, much-missed Linda Smith of course, any others?
I am reading Singled Out : How Two Million Women Survived Without Men after the First World War by Virginia Nicholson and thus far it is heart-wrenching. There was no other available role for women, their lives were defined by men and by marriage and that was all they had been prepared for.The panic and despair seems difficult to imagine in 2007 when the problem is deemed not so much the dearth as the difficulty of finding the right one.No such problem of choice in the 1920's, if he was male he would do.
I'm working my way through an enviable stack of books from Cambridge University Press on your behalf and may be at it sometime.It's a chore but someone's got to do it and yes, need you ask, I'm scribbling all over them, everywhere.
is readily and easily identified, but why had it never really dawned on me before that just about every Victorian novel written is motherless in some form or another?
When Dig, A Morgue Mama Mystery by C.R.Corwin arrived I couldn't wait. This is St Mary Mead heads to Ohio with Maddy Sprowls as the US Miss Marple with a bit of the old hang loose attitude thrown in. No sighting of wrinkly stockings or knitting so far. In her youth Maddy Sprowls a Kerouac beat fan, so along with fellow ex-beatniks, Gwen Moffitt-Stumpf and Effie Fredmansky how can this book fail? I'm completely enthralled.
I was totally captured by Out Stealing Horses by Per Petterson, so In the Wake seemed like a good addition to my fast-growing Nordic shelf. This is actually the Picador UK cover, sorry the US one I have is
News in
"The weekly consignment of fifty large boxes of toilet rolls have been delivered to the wrong door of the hospital, how would you resolve this problem safely?"
In amongst the hustleybustlyhurlyburly of the week I've enjoyed making a tiny quilted offering for some friends in their eighties who surprised us all and got married a few weeks ago.I've added a border and quilted this little 6" block as a memento and just hope they like it.The wedding such a suprise that I can't make the celebratory lunch today because I've had the Girl's Night In Pampering weekend booked for months.
I'm also in charge of poolside reading.
Once I'd got into the swing of Russian reading with War & Peace it was only a short hop into just about every other unspellable Russian novelist on my shelves, but at the same time a glaring gap in my knowledge was exposed. It became apparent that, as a child of the 1950's, Russia only meant spies and the Cold War, I had no real depth of understanding about Russia the country or the people, beyond James Bond.
Stalin.Life lived at a whisper because you couldn't be sure who to trust, or life whispered as a treacherous betrayal of friends and family to the powers that be.
It was only later when she spoke at the event that I discovered that not only did I think Onora O'Neill was a gifted and enlightened speaker, but the BBC obviously thought the same as she had given The BBC Reith Lectures in 2002.
Do you or don't you write in a book that is.
To get a book that has someone else's marginalia is even more special somehow.I have a beautiful first edition of A Writer's Diary by
Virginia Woolf, in its original Vanessa Bell dust jacket, complete with
that first owner's thoughts scattered throughout.
Now I've read Paul's first novel At the Jerusalem in this handsome little Bloomsbury Classics edition, very must-have. First published in 1967 when Paul was actually thirty, but written when he was twenty-eight.
I think pregnancy is one for sure.
I think the BBC could have done away with trailers for this series because I'm aware I've hardly shut up about it but I make no apology.
What made yesterday's event so special was the fact that there to receive the book on behalf of the museum was Jim Voysey, son and grandson of two of the fishermen holding that original fish.Jim told us they would both have been immensely surprised and proud to find themselves on the cover of a book.
To my great surprise, as well as being a completely furnished and preserved 1930's house with an amazingly equipped kitchen, there was a Vivien Leigh Room. I discovered that Vivien was
related by marriage to the large Topsham family who had lived in the house, the Holmans, and was a frequent visitor to the area.
Walls decked with fantastic pictures and memorabilia from Gone With the
Wind but the very best thing of all?
One of my
Well if that doesn't get him here nothing will because I have to have words with David Baldacci when he shows his 
Having stopped myself over-indulging in Gaskell fiction, it wasn't quite enough so I've allowed myself a little indulge in
I have used many of the Cambridge Companions down the years and keep a regular eye out for new ones, Margaret Atwood was mine the day it was published and Virginia Woolf and George Eliot are well thumbed and copiously underlined and annotated. For anyone out there like me, with little access to university libraries, but still with that lifelong learning itch, these books make the perfect emollient. If you fancy a bout of readily obtainable and informed background reading then look no further. Also some more Cambridge University Press titles coming soon, I'm on a mission to kidnap some of these off the degree and MA reading lists and into the domain of the ordinary reader, I've been missing some great books and I think you might enjoy them too.
Letters of Ted Hughes has arrived and the clocks must stop, the world must stand still, which here means the kitchen floor must go unwashed and the washing is many days in arrears.
Here we are again, second Tuesday in the month and thanks to the generosity of Oxford University Press, this evening the Endsleigh Reading Salon is about to embark on a long-term and very exciting reading project.
A huge box of books has arrived ready for this evening and I thought I'd give the Endsleigh-ites who stop by here, and all of you, a little flavour of what's to come.
It's Margaret Atwood I have to thank for the inspiration to start writing this blog now I think of it and I keep a picture of her near to my desk to remind me. I had an unusual viral neuritis episode a couple of years ago which settled on the nerves in my neck and arms and kept me off work for six months, unable to drive and equally in too much pain to sleep.
Peggy and I became really good friends, although she doesn't know this, but I had suddenly accessed a new reading plain and completely understood her writing. It was as if I had refocussed a blurry lens and could now see quite clearly.
Moral Disorder by Margaret Atwood has sat on the shelf for almost a year waiting to be read and I picked it up as I sought a prescription for my recent bout of dontknowwhattoreaditis.It's going to sound corny but it was like reading an old friend and Peggy has not disappointed one iota.
I think the Remembrance Day Parade is attended by more and more people every year here in Tavistock and just a shame that the roads can't be closed briefly and traffic diverted so I don't almost get killed trying to take pictures.
I'm sticking with the theme for today of all days and then I think we'll let Bugle Boy have a little rest after all this activity.
It's been a truly memorable week and probably more to come but I have a stack of books lined up to share on here and we must move on to them.
I'm tempting providence I know but I feel like living dangerously,
British Telecom may have finally found the fault on the phone line!
A copy of the newly published The Thousand Nights and One Night has arrived, the story retold by David Walser with illustrations by
Feast your eyes on this because the colours far surpass anything you could wish for, rich jewel-like backdrops for Jan's perfect silhouette illustrations, always so expressive and telling a story of their own. There is so much to see in each one, I loved them and think children will be equally impressed.Look at that little spider dangling outside the frame of the picture; that's what children notice and I almost missed as I scanned and cropped this picture.
On Sunday the Tinker, weather permitting, will be out marching with fellow veterans at the local Remembrance Day Parade here in Tavistock and you'll spot him a mile off because he's the only one in a white beret, and now everyone who has read the book knows why.I'm going to try and film this and upload onto here, don't hold your breath.
So when The Paris Review Interviews Volume Two arrived I was all a-flutter with excitement. Then I got the book out of the envelope and had to conceal my dismay.
I expect a plethora of new reading trails to open up the minute I read all these over the next few months and for that I must be truly thankful and therefore think I can forgive the absence of a French flap and a deckled edge just this once.
Agent ZigZag, The True Wartime Story of Eddie Chapman Lover, Betrayer, Hero, Spy by Ben Macintyre and published by Bloomsbury came back basking in not stellar but galactic praise and The Tinker was mightily impressed with it.Thought it was going to be as dry and dust but couldn't put it down by page ten. One of those where you just have to know what happens next and I suspect one of those that would be loved by all fans of dangerous books for boys.
Another book which is still doing the octo-rounds is one sent to me ages ago and they've all swooped on it eagerly. The Long Exile A True Story of Deception and Survival Amongst the Inuit of the Canadian Arctic by Melanie McGrath published by Orion and I haven't set eyes on the book for months so forgive me for lifting plot details from the Times online.
But here's a cover which just reeled me in and I hope to goodness it stays in place for the paperback, because the monochrome depths and significance of that photograph worthily sell the book both before and after you've read it. It's a masterstroke of brilliant, interpretational graphic design which, if as a reader you can invest with some visual relevance to the whole, maximises the reading experience from memorable to forever memorable.
But once I'd turned the final page I sat and reflected for ages on what I'd just read and as I stared at the cover, both front and back, my thoughts about the book crystallized.
I picked up another of Anna Kavan's remarkable novels, The
Parson, one of the last of her books to be published and this one post
humously after the discovery of the manuscript in amongst Anna Kavan's papers
at the McFarlin Library at the University of Tulsa.
result.
In readiness for the forthcoming BBC production of Cranford I thought it was time to dust off my copy of Elizabeth Gaskell's novel and have a re-read.I can easily sneak it into my 19th Century Rehab reading which you may recall was supposed to aid my recovery from Booker longlist reviewing and a surfeit of contemporary literary offerings.
Scott Pack was offering review copies of Gents ages ago but did I really want to read a book about cottaging in a gent's toilet?
After a minor dearth brought on by the postal strike suddenly everything posted since early October arrived on the same day a while ago. Apologies but my sympathies for the postman were limited as he struggled up from the gate with a stack of parcels that completely obscured his vision.
Busy at work, busy with the Tinker's book and suddenly is was upon me and nothing really at the ready for salving the soul of a quilting knitter who feels a bit craft-deprived right now. I'd already made a pact that I must not start a new textile project until I've finished at least some of the unfinished ones, including The Millenium Quilt now seven years over deadline.
I'd bought the stuff weeks ago and even took the trouble to put my glasses on to read the instructions because it seemed I may have inadvertently bought a chemistry set.
Prize sighting and thanks to
Here's a generous idea from publishers Canongate to promote the ethos behind a new book.
My Lady Scandalous, the Amazing Life and Outrageous Times of Grace Dalrymple
Elliott, Royal Courtesan is a readable and often rather irreverant romp
through the Regency era chez courtesan extraordinaire Grace.
A reading life is full of strange and unpredictable coincidences not least those connections between two reads which are poles apart in genre and yet somehow merge and overlap into the same territory.
The book that immediately jumped into my mind was Love Across Colour Lines, Ottilie Assing & Frederick Douglass by Maria Diedrich, and the story of their twenty-eight-year relationship.That's another 375 pages of unread book sitting here forlornly, but Frederick Douglass and Richard T.Greener, Belle's father worked together so perhaps I have a reading trail opening there.
But the real coincidence was much more ordinary really because simultaneously I'm reading The Collectors by David Baldacci and hey ho it's all about intrigue and mystery in the Library of Congress's Rare Books Division.Librarians both dead and alive stalk or lie amongst the shelves, bibliomaniacs and cardigans abound, the shoes squeak loudly and even the revered JPM gets a mention.

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