So we are well and truly into our Miele appliance meltdown to the tune of three, there's no going back now.
First the washing machine and now the dishwasher, both bought sixteen or so years ago when we moved here and according to the man in the shop, whose eyes went like saucers when we told him its age, apparently we can't complain. In human years that's about 350 years old for a dishwasher which has seen faithful service to the dovegrey crockery.
Our old faithful has developed an earth leak that creates an explosion and takes out the entire electrical circuit every time we switch it on and, to be honest, we're there again; it's not worth paying the call out charge and messing about with incontinent elderly appliances that mix electricity and water.
So we went back to the shop and saw the cheery chaps yet again who are almost on our Christmas card list now,
'Please may we buy a dishwasher this time?' we asked and did the rounds of what's available.
Bookhound having been 'in the trade' and the designer and fitter of our kitchen had installed a very nice integrated affair that sported a maple door to match the rest, and of course when you buy it from yourselves you don't really notice the cost. Here it is on one of the kitchen's better days, I wouldn't want you thinking it always looked like this.
Lovely but replacing like with like now prohibitive, almost £200 more for a dishwasher that you have to fix your own door onto. Ridiculous, so it's farewell to the one disguised as a cupboard, and hello to the bog standard white thing that shouts 'I'm a dishwasher' the minute we walk in the kitchen. That's all fine with me because sixteen years on the kitchen is as intended, not immaculate but simple Shaker style, lovely Cornish Delabole slate worktops that have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous teenage cooking marathons and parties for 150 and survived.
Top marks and thank you Jamie Oliver for inspiring boys to cook, slightly fewer marks for the mess and your bright idea of dispensing with the bowl when making pizza bases and just tipping the flour and water right onto the work surface... Jamie that just doesn't work when in the hands of teenagers.
Then the lovely oak chairs that we spotted in the cafeteria at the Eden Project when it first opened, tracked down the maker and bought ourselves six. The seats now all gouged with scratches from slouching kayakers with rivets on the back pockets of their jeans, so all very lived in and homely and as you can see dear old Rocky was very at home here too, even though kitchen table reclining for cats has always been forbidden.
It's the petrified student nurse in me, I can't help but think what Sister Beech would have said... 'Nurse! Just think of the cross-infection.'
The Canadian maple kitchen has mellowed beautifully, a brilliant glow shines in from the west at sunset and the room, now much in need of a new coat of the Farrow and Ball Chiara yellow that just works, radiates something very warm and special and it's a space and colour I never tire of.
But I'm afraid a week of washing dishes and that's me done with all this born-again Marigold gloves stuff.
Mind you, I'm saying 'I' when in fact I should be saying 'he', because Bookhound has done most of it... just off to choir practice... just off out to lunch... better do some work... must finish this book... and is now trying to convince me that he really enjoys washing dishes.
Whilst this is an honourable admission I feel it's a habit best broken before it becomes too entrenched and the space in the kitchen is rapidly usurped by something else, leaving us destined to handwash for evermore. I sensed, in that way that people who have been married a long time have of knowing what the other one is thinking, that this was leading to the 'Let's not have a dishwasher' conversation, so I cut that idea right off at the pass.
I'm sure plenty of you do hand wash dishes and love it for all that thinking time and sociable chat over the tea towel, but after receiving my first dishwasher as a Christmas present (can't believe how thrilled I was, but I was) about twenty-five years ago, I'm thoroughly convinced of its rightful place in our family. In fact that was the year Bookhound gave me one of those squidgy things for cleaning windows and some kitchen scissors as what I thought was my main gift (and I feigned gratitude as you do) and then several hours later said 'Oh I almost forgot, go and look in the garage...'
As punishment I insisted on having the thing fitted and working by Boxing Day at the latest.
Anyway we are almost transmogrified into a Bosch household now, only the Miele tumble dryer hanging on to life by the seat of its bearings, the gleaming white dishwasher is in and my brain is having to readjust to its different plate and cup positions after doing the other one eyes shut for so long, and please could you now spare me any disaster stories about Friday afternoon Bosch dishwashers too.


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