Oh alright then...

...here we are...

My lustrous locks defeated me very quickly, how do you manage not to sit on hair that long?
As you'd expect, the usually follicularly challenged Bookhound took quite a shine to his, nearly crashed the car en route because he couldn't see where he was going with so much hair around, managed to eat his way through a bowl of chilli with no hair included and wore it all the way home again too.... and is so enchanted with his long hair he may now go shopping in it.